The captcha course your grandma, your aunt and your kids will actually finish.
CAPTCHA TRAINER
The captcha course your grandma, your aunt and your kids will actually finish.
Made for whoever gets stuck on the first traffic light: your grandma, your aunt, and also the kids who already click faster than you do. Short lessons, no rush, no fine print — until everyone in the family can pass without calling the grandkid for help.
Pick your class
From click-literacy to a PhD in digital suffering.
8-Year-Old
Straight text, giant font. If you can already read, you already passed.
Grandma on a Video Call
Slightly wobbly letters, but still readable.
Bank Teller Line
Select every traffic light. All of them. Sure about that?
Tax Audit
The text exists. The font does not. Good luck.
Annual License Renewal
Blink, smile, and prove you are still alive. Twice.
Swiss Bank Vault
Distorted audio, narrated by someone underwater.
Password Reset at 3AM
The captcha can tell you are angry. That makes it worse.
Final Boss: Unlock Your Card on Hold
There is no captcha here. Just hold music, forever.
The catalog (under construction)
16 types mapped so far, out of 50+ planned. None of them run yet — this is the menu before the kitchen exists.
Each type above turns into several stages once crossed with the 8 classes — that is where the "50+" comes from.
Honest numbers
Being honest: this whole page is a mockup. The ladder, the catalog and the numbers exist to show the game's face before a single line of engine code — whatever survives this is what becomes a real captcha.